This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















That's what you get for watching Downton Abbey without me
#SquadGoals
OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Don't Worry PETA, it's faux fur
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?