We can give our canines boring and predictable names like Spot and Buddy. Or sometimes we take inspiration from pop culture and name them after TV characters and pop stars. Some people get really creative and name their furry friends things like Theophilis Thistle and Peanut Wigglebutt. But who's to say our pets don't have names for us, too?
Here are the 5 names our dogs would call us, if they could:





















When the towels are fresh out of the dryer
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
This better be gluten free pasta
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Double cat beard
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
Hey Bro, can I borrow your charger?