We all know that many celebs change their names for various reasons – whether it's a creative choice, or something more practical like their given name is already registered with the Screen Actor's Guild, or they want to distinguish themselves from their famous family (ehem Nic Cage...UH, COPPOLA). But sometimes their name choices sound like they'd be better suited for pets rather than for themselves.
Here are 11 celebrities who should hand over their stage names now.





















OMG, only one left? How many did I eat???
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
My dog smells a selfie
My terrifying Little Pony
Oh no! They put all their eggs in one basket
EHRMAGERD CHERCLATE FRERSTING!
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
#SquadGoals
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