Every dog is different. Every owner is, essentially, the same. They're all totally obsessed with their pets, and that obsession can manifest itself in funny ways.
Here are 7 weird things that every dog owner does, but will never admit to doing. It's okay, guys. This is a judgment-free zone.





















My terrifying Little Pony
Oh Dude, get in this selfie right now
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to
Dude, that cloud totally looks like Jennifer Lawrence
When your boss says you can go home early
Newest member of KISS
My dog smells a selfie
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
Your expensive hardwood floor is now my trampoline
This better be gluten free pasta