This airboat guide will do anything for a smattering of applause and assumedly tips. It’s amazing that he didn’t sink to the bottom of swamp with those brass balls of his. And seriously, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME. Because you taste like chicken, trust us.





















Why are humans so afraid of wrinkles?
My dog smells a selfie
What everyone in LA looks like when it rains in July
Double cat beard
I'm Thinkin' Burgers Tonight
My terrifying Little Pony
Saving Gotham one can of Fancy Feast at a time
This better be gluten free pasta
OH I get kissing now. You kiss me and I kiss me
And the MTV Award for best kiss goes to