When a single woman gets a cat, she immediately becomes labeled as a "Crazy Cat Lady." When a guy adopts a feline, however, he suddenly becomes adorably sensitive, compassionate, and super dateable. Whatever, Society.

Photographer David Williams has spent the last few years documenting the bond between a man and his cat, and we can't help but swoon over the subjects in his delightful portraits.

So here's to you, crazy cat men....

Move over Ryan Gosling, there's a new smooth operator named Coco in town, and the fur is flying! Coco the Cockatoo spits mad game at a sweet little puss ironically named Lucky. At first, Lucky's like, "this is very experimental for me, I'm not sure if I'm totally feeling it." But Coco's all, "Shhh, girl. Let my sexy talon backrub do the talking." Add in the smooth sounds of Barry White, and you've got a very ... confusing video.

Hats off to you, Coco. Something tells us you were up all night to get Lucky.

Unless you're an adorable little hedgehog with mad hula skillz, you probably weren't cool enough to be invited to the Tiny Hamster Tiki Party. This shindig had everything! Coconut smoothies, fresh-cut fruit, even a pu pu platter! Things may have gotten a little ... messy at the end, but that's how you know the party packed an authentic Polynesian punch!

Vinny's no swan, but his glorious tour de force, set to an arrangement written exclusively for him, is absolutely epic. His partner is a charismatic ball-erina. Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer, this open field...

Bowie is a bad bird – and apparently, a lover of makeup (like his namesake) AND a hater of apologies. This Lutino India Ringneck sure is lucky that he can get away with whatever he wants just by telling his owner to smile. If Bowie were a person, he'd get socked in the jaw. Unless he were David Bowie. David Bowie is awesome.

If you listen closely enough, you can hear Edgar Allan Poe rolling over in his grave...

Move over, dogs—fetch is for foxes too! Playful six-month old Balto could chase his toys all day.

This bird seems like the kind of bird we would have hung out with in high school, if birds went to high school. He perfectly hits the notes for the always-catchy Addams Family song, and then goes straight into the iconic Darth Vader's march. Hit us up at movie night, you crazy cockatiel! Let's teach you to sing some Lord of the Rings! Your human can come to -- I'm assuming he's somewhat responsible for your nerd education. It'll be a party! We'll bring the popcorn!

One tiny hamster would have been enough, but TWO tiny hamsters?! On itty-bitty slides and swings, and rooting around in wee sandboxes? This playground is paved with cuteness and designed to make even the grumpiest park-goers smile.

The line between bravery and insanity is pretty thin in this video. That parrot is dead set on irritating the fur off that cat. Keep in mind that Evil Knievel never danced naked in front of a jaguar, probably because he knew that jumping over the Grand Canyon was a safer bet. So we tip our hat to you, Brave Little Parrot. May you live long enough to become a parrot legend in your own right!

According to the YouTuber who posted this video, "otters are ferrets on crack" and "you do not want a pet African clawless otter." OK, Debbie Downer – but can they do laundry? Sure looks that way – we'll take all the help we can get!

Not your typical reunion video...we all know that crime doesn't pay, especially when it separates man from his best friend! Watch Dave reunite with his beloved pup Buzz Lightyear after being released from prison.

We’re not really sure what’s so funny, but this pet cockatoo named Pebble isn’t holding anything back. Don’t worry, there’s nothing wrong with her—cockatoos are known for spazzing out on occasion! 

Stop watching bad cat videos online. Tabby is way better. 

Bob and Dice each love fresh yogurt – who will win this competition of the container? Let's just say that Dice plays dirty, and Bob, bless his heart, isn't the sharpest claw on the paw.

This is like a retelling of the Tortoise and the Hare, but with a pug and a beagle. "Slow and steady wins the race" is a lesson that the (adorably) eager beagle could have learned. Watch as the pug patiently looks at his treat, calculating the exact ratio of distance, speed, and yumminess. Don't worry, little beagle! We're sure you'll get it next time.

Jazzy's got some serious attitude, and we love it. So what if she was in the wrong? Look at her badass head throws! She gives literally zero f**ks. She's like, "Oh, I'm sorry, I was eating your table, and you're not happy about it? WELL EXCUSE THE HELL OUT OF ME."

Best moments: when Jazzy puffs up her entire body and looks like she's wearing a Lady Gaga designer outfit. And kudos to her human Donna for not taking her sass -- tables, after all, are not for eating. Sometimes you just have to reason with your cockatoos, folks.

This adorable little goldfish was unable to swim. She'd spend all day chilling at the bottom of the tank, watching her buddies flip around. So her big-hearted human made her a precious harness that allows her to be buoyant! We love when humans freak for their pets, and put their ingenuity and energy towards making a difference for other living creatures.

Is there anything cuter than a mini-pig? Yes. A mini-pig adorably struggling against physics and gravity to wriggle his way into a kiddie pool. Go ahead – pour yourself a cool glass of lemonade, sit outside in the shade, and watch this video on repeat. Hamlet the mini-pig is precious, tenacious, and well-accessorized. And a cool drink of water on a hot summer's day!

We here at Freak4MyPet are lovers of all animals, big or small, furry or feathery. But when the African Grey named Red told the squawking cockatoo, Gabby, to SHUT UP – in no uncertain terms and repeatedly using the one cuss word he knew – we applauded. Or at least chirped with glee.